Hamlet Sans

I heard something on the radio, not quite sure what it was, but it made me want to make this.

It is the famous "To be, or not to be" soliloquy from Shakespeare's Hamlet, but with a bit of change.

I have deleted all verbs and adjectives. Also, starting with the first line, I deleted every third line (so the 1st, 4th, 7th, etc.)

I think it's interesting how, although we may not even have ever heard the whole soliloquy, we can insert the correct verb.

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Whether nobler in the mind

The slings and arrows of fortune

And by them--

No more--and by a sleep

That flesh is heir to. A consummation

Devoutly--

For in that sleep of death what dreams may

When off this coil,

That calamity of so life.

For who the whips and scorns of time,

The pangs of love, the law's delay,

The insolence of office, and the spurns

When he himself might his quietus

With a bodkin?

Who fardels,

But that the dread of something after death,

The country, from whose bourn

And rather those ills

Than to others that not of?

And thus the hue of resolution

Sicklied o'er with the cast of thought,

With this regard their currents awry

And the name of action. -- You now,

All my sins.